vol. iv · issue 06
The Driver's Seata quarterly by satyajeet sindhiyani
18 may 2026 · bengaluru
  • satyajeetbased in bengaluru. arc so far: mining → quant → data → defi → agents.
  • iit kharagpurmining & safety with a cs minor. risk frameworks transfer weirdly well to smart contracts.
  • the shockwaveonce stood near a live underground blast on a field trip and felt it pass through me. not a line most web3 founders get to open with.
  • pre-cryptoquant research at worldquant (sharpe > 2). data eng at reliance jio, real-time analytics for jio financial services.
  • udacity150+ mentees over 5+ years. still the best debugger i own.
  • zk + fhenoir, circom, aleo, leo. top 5% in the zkp mooc (yes, i screenshotted the cert).
  • lemonxco-founded a gmx-style perp dex on core. $31m in 3 months, 18% gas savings, zero bad debt.
  • alphaenginenow building with nilay — a confidential layer for defi. forked veda, 100+ strategies via decoder/sanitiser contracts.
  • engagexside project on elizaos v2 that simulates twitter replies before you post.
  • ngoalso led an ngo in rural india that helped spin up 450+ women-led micro-enterprises.
if i can't explain an idea cleanly to a stranger on a call, i usually don't actually understand it yet.
satyajeet
lemonx · whatsapp ai pipeline · alphaengine

built the perp dex. built the personal pipeline that processes my whatsapp on a local LLM. co-founder/CTO at alphaengine.

nilay
mpc wallet · $150M asset mgmt · alphaengine

built an mpc wallet. managed $150M in assets before crypto. co-builds alphaengine with me.

whenwhat
Sep 2025Uniswap Hook Incubator (UHI6) — Fhenix Prize + EigenLayer Prize
Nov 2025ETHOnline 2025 — 1st place, Avail Nexus SDK General Track
Nov 2025Startup World Cup Finalist — top 12 of 300+, DevConnect Buenos Aires
2025EDU Chain Semester 3 — top 1.7% (rank 153 of 9,000+)
2024Aleo Foundation Grant — $3,000 for ZK sanction-compliance
2024Berkeley/Stanford ZKP MOOC — Legendary NFT, top 5%
2022DappCamp Cohort 4
2018IIT-JEE — top 0.7% of 1.5M+ applicants

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